I just love the tabloids. I can’t explain it, but I just love reading crazy, insane stories that are 99% of the time probably true.
My absolute favorites though, are when celebrities “insure” their body parts. Surprise, surprise, Kim Kardashian is insuring her chubby booty. Hell, if I could, I would probably insure my chubby booty, too. Gotta take care of your assets, and my chubby booty is definitely ONE of my assets!
But, it wasn’t just Kim Kardashian that insured her chubby booty; Beyonce, J-Lo and Jessica Simpson (this one surprised me) has chubby booty insurance too! It really makes me wonder how big your ass has to be to put insurance down on it.
Sure, celebrities insure other body parts, too. But it just surprises me that someone would insure something they literally sit on everyday, LoL! I mean, seriously, covering something like, your singing voice (if you are Mariah Carey, etc) your WHOLE body as an international model (Tyra, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, etc) but your ass? What has our society come to? You are putting down loads of money to “upkeep” a body part that sags with age, that changes as your body does (gains weight, loses weight) flattens when you sit on it, and if you are me or a porn star, gets pounded on a basis.
If I was going to insure my big, round ass, it would have to be for no less than a hundred grand. Seriously. With as many times as I get pounded in the ass a week, a hundred grand would be the least amount it would cost for any “improvements, upkeep or repair” that my tight, sweet ass would need!
I REALLY, REALLY want some feedback on this issue. If you were famous, would you HONESTLY put down insurance on a body part like your ass or pussy or cock!?!?

I’m sorry, but nothing makes me laugh harder than when I am web surfing online, and come across these 18 and 19 year old girls’ websites that claim they are “serious mistresses” HA HA HA
How in the world is someone, who still probably lives with mommy and daddy, and barely even experienced the world and sex for that matter, going to claim that they are serious mistresses? It just baffles me.
I, on the other hand, and my OLDER girlfriends, ARE serious mistresses, and have been in the business for years. Being serious mistresses takes a lot of work; not just a website, pert titties and a squeaky voice.
Working as serious mistresses, my girlfriends and I have built up a client base that is worth exaggerating about; and they are clients that we see on a “basis”, whether its daily, weekly, monthly, etc. We actually own the tools to be serious mistresses, not just a telephone and the ability to give commands to a complete stranger across a phone line.
That’s all those little sissy bitches do, those young girls with their websites. They are the kinds of serious mistresses that have put their savings into building a dungeon for their clients, own every size dildo imaginable, or the latex and PVC clothing collection that make your eyes glaze with excitement (or swallow a lump in fear)
I am just bitching, I know, but this is also a fair warning to all the submissives out there that are looking for a pretty little girl to be their dominatrix. Word from the wise: If those are the kinds of “serious mistresses” you are looking for, then odds are, you aren’t TRULY a submissive. Because the most those little high school girls will do for you is call you a dog over the phone line.
If you are looking for serious mistresses, then look no further. Either myself or one of my girlfriends will take care of you the right way.

I’m not really comfortable with the term “cougar”. Not all the time anyway. It implies that I am out on the ‘prowl’ for a younger guy.
I guess my issue with it is that, ninety percent of the time, these young boys find me. I don’t usually play cougar and seek out younger guys, or think ‘hey- I’m only going to date a guy if he is younger than me’.
I guess I also don’t like it- because I don’t base my decision to date someone because of their age. It’s personality, chemistry… if they make me smile. Age is just a number. What matters is a persons heart.
With that said, I guess I will learn to accept that society has now ‘branded’ me as a cougar. I won’t give away my age, but I am definitely in the “cougar” age range. Yes, I am divorced. Yes, I am looking at dating again. So what? If there is a mutual attraction and we are both adults… then it shouldn’t matter. I guess my biggest concern comes in when I worry about how it will affect them. I don’t want to be the cause of any drama, or issues for them.
My ex husband was 10 years younger than me, and he never once considered me a cougar during our marriage. We never had any issues with the age difference. (We did have other issues that ended our marriage- but I think age wise- we were very compatible).
I guess now, I just need to get used to dating again. And get use to society trying to brand me a hot and sexy cougar.
Then again, I never really cared that much about what society had to think about anything else- so this shouldn’t get to me either.
The only thing I actually like about being a cougar, is the hot and sexy part!

So many girls that get into phone sex aren’t really serious mistresses. They are just doing this as a spare time for extra pocket money type of thing for a few hours a day after their real jobs. But for some of us, we are serious mistresses that want to help men with their fantasies. We are there for them, like little “fantasy assistants.” I do take my job seriously. Many that call me look at me as some sort of dimestore psychologist, and being a serious mistress is a part of that.

Many get more from me than they would from a psychologist, since although a psychologist can give them advice, guidance, answers and insight, they also are not giving them sexual satisfaction. I am providing all of it. True serious mistresses are there to wear many hats for their clients and give them everything they are seeking and more. I like the ones that call me up and want to discuss their problems and issues that they don’t have anyone else to talk about with. Being one of the serious mistresses allows me to talk to so many different kinds of men that are often dealing with so many different kinds of situations they need help with.

Being one of the serious mistresses is a lot more than meets the eye. I find it very fulfilling personally to help so many with everything from their fantasies to their problems. They often feel more comfortable talking to me than a “professional”, since they don’t have to look me in the eye, yet a medical professional, they do. I am not here to judge them, a “professional” often is though, so it’s no wonder they turn to ones like me. Being a fantasy assistant suits me just fine. I am helping make ones days a little bit better.

I just absolutely love when sexy young men call me at PhoneKelly.com for a hot and steamy mature phone sex session. They hang onto my every word, and wish that they were sitting beside me while my cougaress talents take them to places they have never been before.
That’s what I love about young men that are into mature phone sex. They look up to me in a way that I can teach them about things they never thought they would learn about from an older woman. I let them know exactly what it is that a woman wants from them, and how they can hang onto any woman of any age with just a few simple, sexy phrases. It doesn’t take much for a man to get a lady’s heart pumping, racing and her body aching for his touch when he knows exactly what to say.
And that’s exactly what I teach those young boys and men during our mature phone sex sessions. I consider myself a mentor; a hot and still sexually active mentor, whose been around long enough to know what it is that men want and women need.
Don’t get me wrong, during our mature phone sex sessions, I will take you to space and back, and you will stroke yourself longer, faster and cum harder than you ever have before. But, I am also going to teach you how to use your talents in reality, and get the hottest MILF in the room to come home with you; or any woman for that matter, to take you home and rock your world.
So, call me tonight, and I will take our hot mature phone sex to a whole new level, and by the time I am done with you, you will be begging for more, and wishing you had met me sooner, because I make all your cougar fantasies a reality!

Everyone knows its true, but they never admit it to the flat-chested, skinny girls…Buxom bombshells are better! Way better! Us buxom bombshells have all natural, beautiful, big tits that every man is dying to play with. They want to suck on our big nipples until they stand at attention. They want to lube up the crevice between our tits, and fuck them til they bust their nut. All buxom bombshells know this. That’s why we aren’t afraid to show off our big tits! Low-cut shirts, cleavage baring dresses, sexy lingerie bras that make our breasts touch our necks. We have big tits, big areolas, and big nipples! And we love our tits to be loved as much as men love to make love to them! Suck em, fuck em, tickle em, caress em, squeeze em, and tease em! Buxom bombshells love showing off our tits, and the attention we get for them is indescribable. Make our nipples hard, make our areolas crinkle from arousal, makes us beg you to titty-fuck us. You want it, we want it! You love it, we love it! We all know it to be true, that big tits make the world go ’round. . . That goes the same for us busty women. If it weren’t for us busty women, it would be a sad world indeed. Nothing but flat-chested women walking around, men barely glancing up, barely cracking a smile, barely fantasizing, and barely getting aroused. The world would be practically sexless if it weren’t for us buxom bombshells and our huge tits! All natural, or medically enhanced, bigger is better! So, men, you need to tell you buxom bombshells to BUST OUT those titties, take off their tops and make ‘em jiggle! Jump up and down, shake ‘em around, show off those puppies! And buxom bombshells of the world, don’t be afraid to let loose, because some hot man out there wants your big tits, and he wants em now!

One of my clients last night that has a mature foot fetish was explaining to me how it came about for him years and years ago because of a friend of his mom that used to come and visit with them a few times a year. She wore these fancy stockings with seams and a reinforced heel with her high heels and he always used to get a hard on when he’d go and spy on her when she was in the shower. He’d watch her step out from a crack in the door and his mature foot fetish was born.

He’d watch her roll up her stockings with her fingers and slowly, sensuously glide them up over her legs and straighten the seams and bows at the ankle and put on her sexy, strappy sandals before coming downstairs. He felt a bit guilty spying on her, he knew that it was wrong, yet he couldn’t tear himself away from watching her. He didn’t know that he was developing a mature foot fetish as he was watching her like this, but that’s just what was happening, and it’s remained to this day. He told me how he masturbated once watching her from the crack in the door as she gave herself a pedicure. He stroked himself as he watched her apply red nail polish to her toes. To this day he loves watching women give themselves pedicures.

She was in her fourties when he was doing all this spying and masturbating and getting into the mature foot fetish he has so badly. He just sees an attractive older woman and after her face, the first thing he’s looking at, or trying to, is her feet. The mature foot fetish runs deep and he wants to see the feet of them if he finds them at all attractive.