I just love the tabloids. I can’t explain it, but I just love reading crazy, insane stories that are 99% of the time probably true.
My absolute favorites though, are when celebrities “insure” their body parts. Surprise, surprise, Kim Kardashian is insuring her chubby booty. Hell, if I could, I would probably insure my chubby booty, too. Gotta take care of your assets, and my chubby booty is definitely ONE of my assets!
But, it wasn’t just Kim Kardashian that insured her chubby booty; Beyonce, J-Lo and Jessica Simpson (this one surprised me) has chubby booty insurance too! It really makes me wonder how big your ass has to be to put insurance down on it.
Sure, celebrities insure other body parts, too. But it just surprises me that someone would insure something they literally sit on everyday, LoL! I mean, seriously, covering something like, your singing voice (if you are Mariah Carey, etc) your WHOLE body as an international model (Tyra, Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, etc) but your ass? What has our society come to? You are putting down loads of money to “upkeep” a body part that sags with age, that changes as your body does (gains weight, loses weight) flattens when you sit on it, and if you are me or a porn star, gets pounded on a basis.
If I was going to insure my big, round ass, it would have to be for no less than a hundred grand. Seriously. With as many times as I get pounded in the ass a week, a hundred grand would be the least amount it would cost for any “improvements, upkeep or repair” that my tight, sweet ass would need!
I REALLY, REALLY want some feedback on this issue. If you were famous, would you HONESTLY put down insurance on a body part like your ass or pussy or cock!?!?
